There's extreme violence, extreme sports, extreme weather and
extreme snacks. Extreme is the kind of fun you have at the movies,
watching actors pretend to die in barrages of destruction, an
Extreme Popcorn Mountain Dew Twix Combo in your lap. These days,
spectacle is expected and extreme is code for big and bland. An
inspection of recent offerings to the Marginalia mailbox suggests
that if anything can still shock and entrance us, it is the tiny
details that get lost in the big picture.
Fidget is the latest offering from Toronto's Coach House Books
(107 pp., $16.95). In it, New York artist Kenneth Goldsmith records
every move his body makes on June 16, 1997 (Bloomsday). Don't make
fun. It's a harder project than you might imagine. What starts off
as "Eyelids open. Tongue runs across upper lip moving from left
side of mouth to right following part of lip. Swallow,"
degenerates into, "New stun wooing me to the giving forget the
eyes. And the eyes from whence I came. Eyes right Hudson. Teeth
swallow," after Goldsmith, driven half-mad attempting to speak
his every sensory experience into a tape-deck, consumes a fifth of
Jack Daniel's. You can appreciate this book for its idiocy, its
bravado, or its genius. But what it shows is how entirely
uncomfortable we are within the shell of our bodies. Extreme are the
fidgets and fusses Goldsmith forces us to notice.
Fidget succeeds by making the ordinary extraordinary. Radical
U.S. publisher Loompanics' Secrets of Methamphetamine Manufacture,
Revised and Expanded 5th Edition (183 pp., $30 US) does the
opposite. Wanna synthesize your own speed? Author "Uncle
Fester" tells you how in painstaking detail. This is a serious
textbook with chapters pithily titled "Last Resort --
Extracting 1-methamphetamine from Vicks' Inhalers." What makes
Secrets interesting to those of us not setting out to provide
speckled doves to doe-eyed rave brats is its capacity to turn the
surreally illegal into simply rendered facts. Fester tells you how
to manufacture drugs and avoid being arrested in the process. His
tone is matter-of-fact, his settings are kitchens and garages and
finished basements. His simple "how to" narrative makes
for a far more "extreme" aesthetic experience than
rereading The Basketball Diaries.
Still on the subject of drugs, Mississauga, Ont., zine Jook Sing
Mui is the repository of Tiffany's detailed descriptions of her
life as teenie raver. The first two issues find the wide-eyed
high-schooler cataloguing the excruciatingly embarrassing details of
her relatively innocent nights out. Tiffany drops her wallet into a
skunky toilet. She asks some guy she just met if he is a virgin,
then regrets her question. "The last thing I want," she
writes, "is my first kiss to be at a rave, by someone I don't
know, while I am high on Ecstasy." Lost in the jungles of
adolescence, Tiffany clings to the minutiae that comprise the
strictures of normalcy.
Finally, we turn to the work of maverick Ottawa chapbook scribbler
"Black Conrad." His recently published short fiction
lampoon is entitled Working in the Bowels of Hell and chronicles a
hapless journalist whose newsroom boss has an anus for a face.
Our journalist hero exults in the details: "And a huge anus it
is -- a protruding pink hole where his eyes, nose and lips used to
be." The editor uses his unique physiognomy to defecate on any
story he deems not sensational enough. The whole thing is a jovially
over-the-top parody that relies on juxtaposing the editor's
preference for shocking news bits and gory photos with the juvenile
details of the editor's bowel movements. They give us pause, but we
barely notice the extreme panorama of wrecks, murders and disasters
in the background. We take it in our stride.