This is a two for one deal. That is, half way though, the whole thing turns upside down and changes focus. If you start with the Dog, you get Jenny Craig revealed as self-hate mongerer, why and how to have sex on prom night and tons of dog jokes/riddles without their punch lines. You might find yourself irritable and a bit ripped off by the sections that didn’t copy well, but then you get to the centerfold: Are You White Trash? And all your resentment melts away. Here’s a sample: Have you ever worn a tube top to a wedding? Are birds attracted to your beard? Have you totaled every car you’ve ever owned? Ah… the glory and it goes on and on and on and all of a sudden your reading White Trash Debutante and you’ve turned the zine right/wrong-side up and started at the front/back and it happens again that just as your getting a bit fucked off about copy quality, you hit the centerfold again. And somehow the world seems alright, whether or not you’ve cut your toenails in front of company.
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