Trout
Read about Matthew Firth’s rotten neighbour who chases her kid out into the street and then beats him for nearly getting hit by a car. Read what Ian Ross’s life is like in prison. (I won’t say anything bad about Ian’s contribution in case he gets out.) Read Derek Johnston’s dumb millennium grant proposals. Read the editors dumb editorial which is printed in about a dozen different fonts. Or don’t read any of it. It won’t make a heck of a lot of difference either way. (KS)