Two years old, the terrible twos, The Greenway Papers continues its glorious excursion through the infantile, past the juvenile and right down into the bowels of all that is left of our adulthood. Read Whichard Wagner’s Waskiwy Wabbit, a celebration of the Bug’s Bunny legend, What Opera, Doc. “Bugs approaches Fudd and asks him what is up, while praising him as a mighty Warrior and a Doc. Accompanied by a lone french horn, he sings a powerful and heroic melody which Wagner previously utilized in the Ring Cycle to signify Siegfried…” Hey guess what — Kim is a Person in Your Neighborhood. Kim works in the Galleria in London, ON. She’s been a “Roots girl” for eight long years. But don’t despair. She has seen the light through the cracks of the mall’s artificially inseminated atmosphere and now she’s thinking grad school! Dawn takes us through her home-town mall, and Kim’s past and present as a working mall girl. Get outta there Kim. In fact, we should start a mall boycott — no shopping at the mall until they offer the Greenway Papers, satire, humour and the energy of a two year-old piled high next to the over- priced sweat-shirts.
zine / #8, 32 pages / main creators: Dawn Weaver Mike Fuhr, Eric Woolfe / $2 / 747 Woburn Ave. (basement), North York, ON, M5M 1M2