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I want you to close your eyes and imagine something with me. Imagine if The Onion were written without any of the wit and intelligence that make it so special, and that the fake articles that were so good were replaced with fake articles of a covertly racist slant, such as, “English Teacher in Vietnam Happy with the Duong He Gets,” and features like “Mullet of the Month.” Now open your eyes, and realize… this is not merely imagined, it’s The Grain of Salt! Avoid this at all costs. (Anthony Gerace)