The Falls’ Prophet

A collection of song lyrics by the rambunctiously prolific Brad Pine of the band Malickis Happy Corn Club, this is one of those things that’s worth getting because it’s so goddamn bad. And, lest you think I’m being cruel to Brad, I’m pretty sure he would concur. After all, he was the one who came up with stuff like “sweating lard fuck the ham/the mess hall serves dead shit/just smile eating spam” and “naked little girl will cry/she begins to hurl and die/the fucking bitch has gotten sick/all I can say is they will die/they begin to hurl and cry”. I mean, either Brad is the worst songwriter in the world, or the best. (HN)

the false prophet chapbook, Brad Pine, $2, 2789 St. Paul Ave., Niagra Falls, ON, L2J 2L3

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