Sock Swap
Send Sandy a pair of dirty socks and she’ll send you Sock Swap. Yippee! It reads a little like those Jesus pamphlets you always find ‘mysteriously’ wedged into the subway seats, except that there’s no Jesus in it, just socks. Sorry, sock-monkeys, underwear, hats and tights are not accepted, but unmatched socks, socks with holes in them and, for some reason, colourful hooded zip-up sweatshirts are terrific. Send socks today, before Sock Swap, and Sandy, are gone! (EPW)