Wait stop hold on. This isn’t just another damn comic review. This is your opportunity to be Shmoged. You should consider things for a while. Do you want to be Shmoged? Can you take it? How bad will it hurt? Hey, what are you, a wimp? A pussy? Are you gonna be Shmoged or not? I was Shmoged. It was, like, cool. I found out that God is a nerd who created the universe to be popular and is still waiting. That’s what being Shmoged is like. Waiting to find out about how bad things really are. Are you gonna be Shmoged or not? Too late. You’ve been Shmoged. Here comes Divot Head.
comic / #1 / publisher: Itchy Eyeball Comix / main creator: Greg McCann / $3 / Box 31055, 25 Frederick St., Kitchener, ON, N2H 6M0