I, House Cat

Quick, somebody send this guy a zine, any zine, just show him what you can do with scissors, glue and a photocopier. Rescue him from his school essay format & dot matrix printer. Liberate this former journalism student from his mistaken belief that he’s missed his chance to be a newspaper reporter. Tell him that doing a zine – resplendent in cut & paste and honest articles on whatever the hell he wants – would be a better use of his obvious writing ability than bending over for Conrad Black. So, Paul, quit griping about ass-kissers and slackerism – seize the moment and the medium and, as the song goes, do it your way. Hey, but get a proofreader, okay, it really matter. (HC)

zine / #1, 5 pages / main creator: Paul Campbell / $1 / PO Box 33023, 1299 Oxford St E, London, ON N5Y 1A0

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