Lock up the kids, gag mom, give deadbeat dad a kick in the balls. Dysfunctional Family is here, and they ain’t happy. Look, I’m gonna warn you, just this once, cause I’m in a good mood. Don’t fuck with these dudes. Who ever woulda thought that two pudgy kids and their harried mom could be so hard-core? From the adventures of the horny Shorty, the travails of Dead-Beat Dad, to the bitter musings of the clan’s dog Blue’s Bitch, this zine captures family life in all its squalor. Every page hilarious, frightening and true to life. The Married With Children of zines. A classic for the whole family done by the whole family (warning: not recommended for children 12 or younger, the Cleavers, or lovers of the tasteful sit-com Webster. Contains gratuitous scenes of obscenity, nudity and life as an almost adolescent in a Toronto suburb).
zine / main creators: the Pratt Family and friends / $3.75 / 304 Blantyre Ave, Scarborough, ON, M1N 2S5