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Mr. Monitor You're reading his story right now.
Bunholdt Krunsk was an undefeated Protractor Pull champion known for his aggressive style of play. His tendency to grind his teeth would cause his fillings to spark and smoke. Over time that ruined his lungs and forced him into retirement. He found his second calling as a courier, albeit one that would run down anybody that got in his way....
L'Ourque Ganyon (pronounced "Lurk") was once a hot dog chef of great renown. She was forced to go rogue when she was caught buying lunch at a hamburger cart and was subsequently banned from selling hot dogs. She is a master of disguise and a thorn in the side of Ho-Do (the local Hot Dog conglomerate).